50th Birthday jokes

 

The only way to relieve the frustration of being fifty-something is to constantly seek new ways of irritating the young. Fortunately in old age, you develop the ability to do this naturally in every single thing you do or say.

50th birthday ideas

Some 50th birthday ideas.

1. A party of course!
2. A watch
3. A helicopter trip.
4. A weekend away
5. A spar visit.
6. Health farm.

 

50th birthday party ideas.

Fancy dress maybe makes it celebrities from the decade they were born in.

Theme from the 50’s dress up 50’s style with all the music from the 50’s.

What about a wine and dinner theme to the party?

 

50th birthday sayings and quotes

He is so old that his blood type was discontinued.

At twenty you have many desires which hide the truth, but beyond forty there are only real and fragile truths --your abilities and your failings.

 Gerard Depardieu

Few women, I fear, have had such reason as I have to think the long sad years of youth were worth living for the sake of middle age.

 George Eliot