Funny birthday poems

 

Hip, Hip, Hooray!
__1st name__ __last name__ has a birthday.
Hip, hip, hooray!
And on her cake, she has ---- candles.
What a happy day!
With a puff puff here
And a puff puff there,
Here a puff
There a puff
Everywhere a puff puff
__1st name__ __last name__ has a birthday.
Hip, hip, hooray!

Birthday

I've been banned from having  birthdays A new rule has been made Signed ,sealed and delivered By the local Fire Brigade! They say that all those candles Would create such a blaze They'd have to come and put it out And stay around for days ! So, I guess I'll have to party Without the birthday cake, Perhaps I'll light one candle Just for old time's sake , Those firemen ! So fit and strong, Such handsome looking men - Whose birthday is it ,anyway ? Let's light them all again !

On Turning Fifty

Today I turned fifty. I feel really good. My body's still working quite well thanks. (Touch wood!) My hair's not too grey, my wrinkles are few, I can still touch my toes with my knuckles. (Can you?) I'm quite full of vigour, just getting ripe. (But they now print the phone book in much smaller type.) My hearing's still good. What's that you say? Speak clearly, don't mumble, your voice wafts away. Inside this old body I'm still young, but then If life starts at forty, I'm really just ten.