Chuck Norris jokes 2

 

There was 3 guys in a war,Chuck norris,jim carry,and jonny knoxville.  they were captured and taken to this big concrete wall.the bad guys say,"who's first" and jonny knoxville says "i'll go" so he stands up to the wall and hes thinkin' of how to get away. then they say "ready aim" and jonny knoxville says "tornado"!!! and the bad guys duck and take cover, and jonny knoxville gets away. then it was jim carrys turn and he thought that if he got away with it he could. they say "ready aim" and jim carry says "hurricane"!!! and the bad guys duck and take cover and jim carry gets away. now its chuck norrises turn. he thinks if it worked 4 them it would work 4 him. they say "ready aim" and chuck norris says "fire"!!!. and chuck norris died.