chuck norris facts

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.

Chuck Norris can speak braille.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.