Clean Jokes 5

A man suddenly started feeling horrible and was sent to the hospital.

The next day, the doctor had a talk with the man's wife. He said, "Your husband has been suffering from serious stress. If immediate action is not taken, he could die in a very short time."

The woman said, "What type of immediate action?"

The doctor said, "You must provide a stress-free environment in your home. For the next two weeks, make wonderful meals for him every day. Also, you must be sure that you don't nag him or stress him in any way."

On the drive home from the hospital, her husband asked, "So what's wrong with me, honey?"

The woman paused for a moment and then replied, "Sorry, honey, but you're going to die."

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