Funny Emo kid jokes

Q: how many primitivists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: three, one to burn the house down, one to build a camp fire, and one to say "that fire
is objectafing me."

Emo kid jokes 2

Q: How many punks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: An entire community of them. A few to actually screw it in, and all the others to talk about all the social changes that will come due to screwing in the bulb, and how they were arrested by the cops for it.