Funny movie quotes

The key here, I think, is to not think of death as an end. But, but, think of it more as a very effective way of cutting down on your expenses.

Boris Grushenko (Woody Allen) in 'Love and Death'

Reporter: Tell me, how did you find America?John Lennon: Turned left at Greenland.

A Hard Day's Night

Major Strasser (Conrad Veidt): What is your nationality?Rick Blaine (Humphrey Bogart): I'm a drunkard.Capt. Louis Renault (Claude Rains): That makes Rick a citizen of the world.

Casablanca

Cargo and ship destroyed. I should reach the frontier in about 6 weeks. With a little luck, the network will pick me up. This is Ripley, last survivor of The Nostromo, signing off.

( Ripley - Alien )

I believe that Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was - an Arctic region covered with ice.

Steve Martin

Good morning! And in case I don't see you: good afternoon, good evening and good night.

Jim Carrey, The Trueman Show

You might be a cunning linguist, but I am a master debater.

Mike Myers, Austin Powers: Goldmember

All I've ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work.

Steve Martin, Bilko