Cheesy pick up lines

Are you busy tonight at 3:00 A.M.?

Did it hurt? S/he: Did what hurt? When you fell out of heaven?

Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.

I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?

You make Paris Hilton look like a teletubbie.

If I had a nickel for every time I saw a girl as beautiful as you I'd have about... 5 cents.

I'm just a love pirate lookin' for some booty.