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Jazz is not dead, it just smells funny.

Tobacco is my favorite vegetable.

There will never be a nuclear war; there's too much real estate involved.

Interviewer: "So Frank, you have long hair. Does that make you a woman?"
FZ: "You have a wooden leg. Does that make you a table?"

All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff.

 

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