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The Blues Brothers

Winston: We grow copious amounts of ganja, yah. And you're carrying a wasted girl and a bag of fertilizer. You don't look like your average horti-fucking- culturalist! That's what I mean Willie
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way.
Jessica Rabbit (Kathleen Turner) in 'Who Framed Roger Rabbit'

Clarice (Jody Foster): If you didn't kill him, then who did, sir?Lecter (Anthony Hopkins): Who can say? Best thing for him, really. His therapy was going nowhere.
'Silence of the Lambs'

Reporter: Tell me, how did you find America?John Lennon: Turned left at Greenland.
A Hard Day's Night

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