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Short funny quotes
"We have found that it's much easier to restrain our wrath when the other fellow is bigger than we are."
Anonymous.
"Man was given a sense of humor to compensate for nature's law of gravity."
Anonymous.
"Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain."
Lily Tomlin.
It’s not cheating unless you get caught.
Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Conversely, guys want one thing from a lot of girls.
All people have the right to stupidity but some abuse the privilege.
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