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“The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.”

Abe Lemons  (American basketball college Coach.

“When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.”
 Chi Chi Rodriguez  (Puerto Rican Golfer, b.1935)

“I will not retire while I've still got my legs and my make-up box.”
Bette Davis  (American actress, 1908-1989)

“There are some who start their retirement long before they stop working.”
Robert Half

"The question isn't at what age I want to retire, it's at what income."
George Foreman

"When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference."
Kin Hubbard

I just can't stop myself; I'm addicted to making you money. I should be spending all day in a country club or never getting out of my pajamas like Hugh Hefner.
Jim Cramer

The wiser mind mourns less for what age takes away than what it leaves behind.
William Wordsworth

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