Stupid Quotes

if you have noticed this notice you will have noticed that this notice is not worth noticing!

7/5 of the population doesn't understand fractions.

We're not afraid of challenges. It's like we always say: if you want to go out in the rain, be prepared to get burned.
Anonymous Brazillian Soccer Player

Traffic is very heavy at the moment, so if you are thinking of leaving now, you'd better set off a few minutes earlier.
Anonymous Traffic Report

Caution: Cape does not enable user to fly.
Batman Costume warning label

CLIENT: "There's a couple things I need removed from the site that I didn't ask for..." ME: "Um.. what needs to removed?" CLIENT: "We don't need the File, Edit, View, Favorites, or Tools at the top of the page. You can leave the Help menu, though... just in case."