Wedding jokes 5

 

The bride said she wanted three children, while the young husband said two would be enough for him.

They discussed this discrepancy for a few minutes until the husband thought he'd put an end to things by saying boldly, "After our second child, I'll just have a vasectomy."

 

Without a moments hesitation, the bride retorted, "Well, I hope you'll love the third one just as if it's your own."