April fool jokes

Funny April fool jokes

April fool jokes 1

This past April 1, 2005 search engine giant Google penetrated the market with their new Google Gulp beta in four juicy flavors. The Google Gulp is a sort of pick-me-up like Red Bull or Jolt cola without the after taste.

According to Google, "Think a DNA scanner embedded in the lip of your bottle reading all 3 gigabytes of your base pair genetic data in a fraction of a second, fine-tuning your individual hormonal cocktail in real time using our patented Auto-Drink™ technology, and slamming a truckload of electrolytic neurotransmitter smart-drug stimulants past the blood-brain barrier to achieve maximum optimization of your soon-to-be-grateful cerebral cortex. Plus, it's low in carbs!"

April fool jokes 2

Pick a victim. Keep warning your victim that April Fools' Day is coming. Talk about a few great practical jokes, starring yourself as the joker. Develop an evil chuckle, if possible. When April Fools' Day comes, smile secretively every time you see your victim. You won't need to do anything else - your victim's nerves will already be totally shot. Heh, heh, heh

April fool jokes 3

SALT AND PEPPER TRICK: Unscrew the lids of the salt and pepper shakers, and fill the lids with salt and pepper, respectively. Then, tear or cut circles out of paper napkins to fit exactly over the lids. Holding the paper in place, carefully invert each lid and screw it onto the wrong shaker. The victim will see salt in the bottom of the shaker, but only pepper will come out, and vice versa.

April fool jokes 4

THREE TOILET TRICKS: 1) Smear Vaseline on a toilet seat when no one is looking. It doesn't take much. Adding a thin layer of sand to it is even better. 2) Put a tight sheet of Glad Wrap over the bowl under the seat. This works best in women's facilities where the seat usually stays in place, but in the dark (THE DARK!!!) no one can tell. [Thanks to Nemo.] 3) Lift the toilet seat and stir in several boxes of your favorite jello...yellow/lemon is particularly appropriate but any kind you choose will be just as annoying as another! Do this after the victim goes to bed and let the jello set overnight. The next morning it will be a solid block!

April fool jokes 5

WHISPER TRICK: Meet someone you know in the school hall, talk with them, then say goodbye and let them walk away from you. When this person is a good distance from you, call them back (as if you have a secret to tell them, so they have to get close to you again). When this person gets back to you, lean over and whisper in their ear, "How far would you have gotten if I hadn't called you back?!?!"